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So I was teaching English today...
- 5-year old student: Teacher, I bought a kitchen today.
- Me: A kitchen??!
- Him: Yes!
- Him: Look.
- Him: *hands in a key chain.
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That moment when you really want to be friends with someone.
BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
(Source: needlebug, via laughcentre)
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
uhhhhhhhhhh
You’ve forgotten about Ariel. Imagine her first period.
(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)
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i had to watch videos of kittens and puppies and babies for hours after visiting that site.i went to see if the url “horse” was taken omfg worst fucking mistake
D:
why did I do this….
omfg WHY
of course I just had to look…
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